I Did It

I'm gonna be completely honest with all of you [time to get vulnerable].  I took a good, long look in the mirror after I got my septum pierced.  I thought about who I was and who I want to be.  And then I thought to myself, It's all gonna be okay.

Allow me to elaborate.  

I went with a couple of my besties to get the piercing done and I ended up dropping them off at their place and then coming back to my empty apartment.  I was all alone.  I had some time to think to myself about my personal brand.  In the past few years I've developed my personal brand by leaps and bounds and my septum piercing is yet another step towards authenticity.  [I'm climbing up in the hierarchy of my local scene.]

But still, I thought to myself: things were so much easier 1.5 years ago when I was indiecore.  I was able to get away with being authentically indiecore without having a piercing or a tattoo.  I guess being authentically electrocore requires more dedication.  Times are changin [and I'm just going with the flow].  

Just taking life one banger at a time [banger is a metaphor for "day"].

[photo by Norton]

Vulnerable Poetry by ROBOTXY

A poem:

///She left me for some altbro with a tat

///I guess he's a pretty cool cat

///I just can't compete, he's totes got me beat

///Having an authentic tattoo is where it's at

-dedicated to the tatted altbro that is with 'the girl that got away' :(

I wonder if she'll take me back if I get my septum pierced.  Probs.

[photo by Norton]

Problem Solving

Three Little Words: Subtle Septum Piercing [like the altbro on the right]

I've figured out what I need to do to permanently solve my problem about the tank top.  All I have to do is get a septum piercing and BOOM I will automatically be alt no matter what I wear.  It's fucking brilliant.  It's basically the perfect substitution for a tattoo.

Get this.

I get the septum piercing right after Thanksgiving break.  I keep it in for four weeks while I'm at school so that the hole stays.  I take it out for when I go home for Christmas break so that my parents don't have to see it.  [They'll disown me if they know I have a piercing, parents just don't understand.]  I put in the piercing whenever I want to prove my alt status and I take it out when I have job interviews and things of that nature.  If i take it out, you can't even see the hole because it's all up in my nose.  If i put it in, I'm completely alternative and progressive.  I won't even have to feel insecure about the tank top issue because people will automatically see my piercing and know that I'm an altbro.  It's a WIN WIN.  Progressive problem solving is what I'm all about.

photo by ShootTheNight