Showing posts with label douchebro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchebro. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

ALT OR MNSTRM?

I'm wearing the AA Fine Jersey Stripe Tank today (pictured above)...and I'm severely conflicted.  I can't tell whether I look like an altbro or a mainstream douchebro.  Maybe I look a little bit like both?  I'm wearing it with gray skinny jeans and TOMS but I'm not sure if that's enough to convert my outfit to 'completely alternative.'  I saw a bro at In-N-Out a few weeks ago wearing the same tank, but he was a mainstream bro that was on steroids because I could tell he was wearing the tank to show off his guns.  Can't blame him :(.  But I'm basically the same build as the altbro in the picture, so I'm in the clear right?  Ooooo, but I don't have rad tats to prove my alt status.  I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED.  Maybe I should just change shirts to be on the safe side.