Groupies

I fucked Merlin Bronques because I want to become the next 'it girl.'  I thought that if he took enough pictures of me that everybody would start to recognize me.  I told him that he was the best I ever had just so he would keep on taking my picture [it was a lie, I've had better].  After we finished, I put on his hat, tie, and glasses so everyone would know that i fucked him.  He told me I was the most beautiful girl that he'd ever photographed and that I was a 'natural.'  I think I'm gonna send a few of his shots to a modeling agency.  Anybody know which agency Cory Kennedy/Aggyness Deyn use?  Maybe I should start my own blog about how I go out every night.  So much to do, my career as an 'it girl' is about to take off! 

Photo by lastnightsparty

Marketing in 2K12

let me explain this alt bro's though process:

"wait, you're that Bronques guy right, the african-american party photographer?  oh rad, you should go to my shitty blog it's www.hotdog-wa... wait hold up, i've got a better idea, ANYBODY GOT A PEN????..."

Although this form of advertising may be called 'progressive' today, I read in a technology mag that this is all we're going to be seeing by 2k12.  A different URL for every limb.  Everybody is so desensitized to billboards these days that they've become obsolete.  Get used to seeing all your favorite adds on forearms and foreheads and such.  American Apparel has already contacted me about running an add for their new Unisex Demin Slacks on my lower back.  Gotsta Get Paid.

photo by LastNightsParty

My Blog Crush

This is my blog crush

///She listens to all the same electro pop hype bands that I do

///She had an eating disorder when she was in high school 

///But is now is a level 2 vegan

///She protested at the PETA rally last month.  

///I like fur but I like that she doesn't like fur

///She has a cat named after that really popular Nickelodeon cartoon from way back in the day

///Her closet is filled with rad vintage threads.

///The most she ever paid for jeans was $30

///We met at our local electro dance night

///She has Serato and is learning to beat match

///There's a guitar in the corner of her bedroom that she never really learned to play

///Too bad I don't know her name :(

///We'll get married one day, she just doesn't know me yet.

photo by LastNightsParty