Groupies

I fucked Merlin Bronques because I want to become the next 'it girl.'  I thought that if he took enough pictures of me that everybody would start to recognize me.  I told him that he was the best I ever had just so he would keep on taking my picture [it was a lie, I've had better].  After we finished, I put on his hat, tie, and glasses so everyone would know that i fucked him.  He told me I was the most beautiful girl that he'd ever photographed and that I was a 'natural.'  I think I'm gonna send a few of his shots to a modeling agency.  Anybody know which agency Cory Kennedy/Aggyness Deyn use?  Maybe I should start my own blog about how I go out every night.  So much to do, my career as an 'it girl' is about to take off! 

Photo by lastnightsparty

Cobranake Gossip

This is Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter's girlfriend.  And she is mildly retarded.  She first experimented with drugs when she was 13.  Lost her virginity when she was 14.  Dropped out of remedial school when she was 15.  Went to rehab when she was 16.  Homeless by 17.  Dating the Cobrasnake by 18.  A cruel downward spiral.  

The Upside: She and the Cobrabro have the same exact aesthetic so at least they can borrow one another's clothes.  It's a relationship of convenience.  

At least it's a step up from Cory Kennedy...and at least this girl actually looks like she could be legal.  good job cobrabro, attwaytogo

photo by the cobrasnake