Tuesday, November 18, 2008
ALT OR MNSTRM?
I'm wearing the AA Fine Jersey Stripe Tank today (pictured above)...and I'm severely conflicted. I can't tell whether I look like an altbro or a mainstream douchebro. Maybe I look a little bit like both? I'm wearing it with gray skinny jeans and TOMS but I'm not sure if that's enough to convert my outfit to 'completely alternative.' I saw a bro at In-N-Out a few weeks ago wearing the same tank, but he was a mainstream bro that was on steroids because I could tell he was wearing the tank to show off his guns. Can't blame him :(. But I'm basically the same build as the altbro in the picture, so I'm in the clear right? Ooooo, but I don't have rad tats to prove my alt status. I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED. Maybe I should just change shirts to be on the safe side.
Labels:
altbro,
American Apparel,
douchebro,
In-N-Out,
skinny jeans,
Steroids
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