Monday, November 24, 2008

Cobranake Gossip

This is Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter's girlfriend.  And she is mildly retarded.  She first experimented with drugs when she was 13.  Lost her virginity when she was 14.  Dropped out of remedial school when she was 15.  Went to rehab when she was 16.  Homeless by 17.  Dating the Cobrasnake by 18.  A cruel downward spiral.  
The Upside: She and the Cobrabro have the same exact aesthetic so at least they can borrow one another's clothes.  It's a relationship of convenience.  
At least it's a step up from Cory Kennedy...and at least this girl actually looks like she could be legal.  good job cobrabro, attwaytogo

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