Getting Down to The Issues

Here at The Meme Economy, we like to cut the bullshit and get right down to the issues.  My only issue at the moment...do Alice Glass and Ethan Kath fuck when they're on tour? I mean, things must get lonely when you're on the road and in a foreign place each night.  Do you think they ever break down and decide to give into temptation?  Angsty hipster style?  You know that she digs his scruff and it's a fact the he's turned on by her eye shadow.  It just makes sense, y'know?  They have to.

Or maybe Alice won't give it up so Ethan has to settle for jacking off to upskirt party photos of her.  Yeah, that's prolly it.