Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The CobraBro Economy

The Cobrasnake is bridging the gap from 'party pix photographer' to 'vintage clothes distributor' with the invention of "The Cobra Shop." The only problem is that the stuff in the shop is just shit from his closet that he doesn't want to wear anymore.  Every garment has already been permeated with the rank stench of his bare body.  This can mean only one thing: the Cobrabro has run out of funds.  I guess being a party photog three nights a week isn't enough to cover his double mortgage anymore.  I know that the financial crisis has been dominating tv coverage for the past couple of weeks but the gravity of the situation didn't hit me until just now.  If the cobrabro can't survive in this economy, nobody can.  We're all fucked.  Collect whatever change you can and stimulate the economy by donating to the CobraBro Fund.  Donations will be accepted through pay pal.  Nothing under $5, dig deep.  

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